Mike Wallace is an Ass and Other Tales of Media Bias

Romney's wife, Ann, who converted to the Mormon Church before they were married, is also interviewed. Asked if he had premarital sex with Ann, Romney tells Wallace, "No, I'm sorry. We don’t get into those things. The answer is no" before ending that line of questioning." More of the enthralling interview can be read here.

What a completely asinine, irrelevant question. Seriously, who cares? I actually hope he did test-drive before purchase. It's only practical. I also found it quite crass that he asked the question with Mitt Romney's WIFE sitting right there. Plus, I thought sex lives were off limits. Personal and all. At least that is what we heard ad nauseum during Clinton's administration.

Will Mike Wallace ask similar questions of the Democrat candidates? Like Hillary...."So, Hillary, when did you first realize that you had "special feelings" for women?" (not that there is anything wrong with that) or to Bill, who has been making the media rounds for his wife of late: "Bill, when did you first cheat on your "wife"?" Somehow I think I shouldn't hold my breath.

Then there was this unbiased article about President Bush during the Queen's visit.

WASHINGTON, May 4 — How does George W. Bush, a towel-snapping Texan who puts his feet on the coffee table, drinks water straight from the bottle and was once caught on tape talking with food in his mouth prepare for a state dinner with the queen?

Good Lord! Drinking water from a bottle? The boor! Understandably, the press is upset over such gauche manners because our last President was the model of decorum. Oh, except for that part about not knowing you are supposed to SMOKE a cigar. Or that it is proper etiquette to cough up the dry cleaning money if you make a mess on someone's dress. And lest we forget, the knock-down, redneck fights with the little woman wherein ashtrays were heaved about. Hey, by the way, where were all the anti-smoking nannies then?

The Press, when it comes to candidates on the Left, have resorted to leading, ridiculous questions to make certain candidates look fabulous, at least in their own delusional minds. They've been falling over their own feet in their rush to anoint Madame Hillary. Likely because they also can't seem to get over the fact that Bill Clinton is no longer in the White House. Chris Matthews, as moderator of the first Republican Presidential Debate, even asked the candidates "Should Bill Clinton still be in the White House?". Um, Chris? Term limits? Elections? Have you heard of them? Let it go, dude. He's been out for 6 plus years. It's pathetically similar to the way they don't seem to realize George Bush isn't up for re-election.

As a result, any interview I see lately with Hillary, Bill or Obama (Chris Matthews et al. do now seem to be hedging their bets a bit like the media whores, quite literally, that they are) causes my mind to wander and I see Chris Matthews face change into Michael Palin's. I then hear only:

...Ooh, You are so big...
..ooh, You are so big...
..So absolutely huge.
...So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O (insert either Clinton or Obama here), for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
And barefaced flattery.
But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Fantastic.
Amen.

P.S. If my mind must wander to British men, I'd prefer it wandering to Kevin Godlington. I'd like to see him interview any of the candidates. In fact, I'd pay to see it. Among other things.