10 Reasons to love the South

In my case, specifically, South Carolina. Post your own reasons, too.

1. Waffle House & the fact that directions are given in regards to the proximity to a Waffle House
2. Simply add Bless your heart or Isn't that precious immediately prior to or after an insult and you absolve yourself of any offense. (bet it would have worked for Imus)
   
3. School vouchers are seriously on the table.
4. Easter Egg Hunt is called, shockingly, an Easter Egg Hunt and not a Spring Celebration with Bunny as it was called in my hometown in NJ.
5. Bar owners sued over the smoking ban in downtown Greenville. And won.
6. Bars outside of city limits post signs saying "We accommodate smokers".
7. Women dress up, coif and put on full make-up to do their grocery shopping. Vindication!
8. The Civil War is called The War of Yankee Aggression.
9. The right to bear arms is a given.
   
10. I get to call my husband "my baby daddy". Come to think of it, he isn't amused. Perhaps I should stop that. ..............nah.